Welcome, new faces.

Finally we meet. I'd like to nuzzle each and every one of you, right in the tit. We've not long been in this business so I'm not sure what balance of friendliness and formality one is supposed to use. But hey, you're here, and if you're here you probably know us so I'll go for the intimate tone. Ohhh, alright mate, how's your missis. Let's all kiss the next person we see right on the lips for good luck and health and fortune. Props to Fran for making this website using nothing but cold, hard code from her brawny brain. Please meticulously examine this website pixel by pixel and let her know if she's messed a bit up. She'll get really angry. Might hit you.

The shop section isn't quite up yet, we're waiting until we've printed enough t-shirts in anticipation of the HUGE inevitable rush that will happen when we open it. If this was a real shop it would be like that Primark opening on Oxford Street when one jammy bint broke her arm. Yes, just imagine, we'd have a bloodbath on our hands. Did I just compare our company to Primark? That probably wasn't a good starting point. Hey. We are AT LEAST 20% better than Primark. Maybe even 25%. A full quarter.

Where's Rachel? WHERE'S RACHEL? Rachel is absent without leave. But wherever she is I'm sure she's pleased for the launch of the site too. And Fran is even though the tips of her fingers have worn away with the hours of coding, she is now sobbing mirthfully in a dark corner, as far away from her macbook as possible. And of course I am because I get to ramble to a crowd of thousands of invisible people.

Basically. Welcome. Have a good look around, you can email us if you want, or comment on this post, or if staring blankly is your thing just do that.

And don't forget to come back when the shop is open! Which will be.....SOON.

Cough.