Idle Eyes on internet TV!

Geoff, our absolute favourite customer/client IN THE WORLD (is customer favouritism a bad thing? Or is just advertising it a bad thing. Probably both.) is actually quite famous, and he was lovely (!) enough to wear one of our t-shirts while doing this crazy-ass Flashforward thingymajig on the Five website. I don't really know what it's about, everytime I try to concentrate on it I get distracted by voices in my head going 'Omgz look its our t-shirt! Our t-shirt is on tv! Wheeeeooooo!' I don't really understand Flashforward. Its not nearly as good as Misfits. Misfits is waaaaay better. But thats irrelevant, basically, thank you Geoff for being a huge legend. Brownie points for you!

Did you KNOW?!

Hello. We are currently all working on top secret, or not-so-top-secret things. Which shall all be revealed in the next few weeks, but I think I've said that before. One thing for sure is the fact that Rachel and I will be exhibiting prints in The Bunny Show at the Rag Factory, which opens on Wednesday 9th December. Come! Jess isn't doing anything because she's a really terrible person and friend and is on probation.

here is some stuff that is recent and some other ideas for tshirt/greeting card designs.

love from silent rachel

Incoming

We're not being lazy, theres posters and flyers and stickers and new tees on the way. Quite soon.

Cue Fanfare.

In case you can't read, the shop is finally open, and is going to be continually updated with new designs as and when we design / print them. The portfolio sections have also been updated / are being updated this evening. So look around, read our pretentious 'about us' section, or if you're really not into it, go and click the links. Or buy lots of t-shirts.

An insight into my creative process

I get drunk, doodle drunkenly on pictures of myself and my boyfriend on photoshop, then drunkenly send them to Fran one after the other in short emails written mainly in capitals.

These will soon be actual legible leaflets.

In case the t-shirts don't work out....

IDLE EYES CONDOMS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOP!!!! SHOP!!!!!! SHOP!!!!! SHOOOOOOOPPPP!!!!!!

SHOP ATTACK!!!!!!

I order you to go to the shop POST HASTE!!!! It looks freaking awesome, and you can spend money there.

Go on then, off you trot.

Girls about town

So this is us last night at Curriculum....

Our sexy tees, printed on American Apparel

Our stall (drinking Smirnoff Ice beacuse I'm rad)

Our one and only Sale.

I got bored of electro and dj'ed to a crowd of myself.

The shop will be up soon I promise!

Wax on, wax off

CURRICULUM

Curriculum launches next week at Corsica Studios in Elephant & Castle, whom we have designed t-shirts for. We will be selling them on the night on a stall and afterwards on our online shop, come and buy one! Or wait until the online shop is open and buy one from there instead...

THE HOW

Hello, we are all going to be exhibiting at new club night 'The How' at The Macbeth, 70 Hoxton St. , London. For more info, check out the flyer:


Prints will also be up on the shop along with all of our t-shirts at the weekend.

Reappearance of me.

So you might have been wondering what I've been doing with my life while Fran and Rachel have been producing more fantastic t-shirts. Well. I've been embracing my inner anarchist and making these babies:

Coming to a street near you soon. Literally. Haaaaah. I'm funny. If you find one, you can take them home and put them on your wall, or try to use them in shops, or give them to a younger relation as a present.

Over & Out.

'idle diamond'

More to come.

Fear not, though there has been a bit of a silence, there are still designs coming and the shop will be up in the next 2 weeks, bear with us and buy some tees when they appear!

Idle ski!

We're still busy designing and printing, here's one of the latest examples, a lot more to come this week.

Victory.

Internet explorer users can rejoice because we fixed the crazy sidebar problem. And apologies to anyone who couldn't click on the links today even if using respectable internet browsers, that was the fault of a Welsh man trying to SABOTAGE us under the pretense of helping us solve the IE coding mystery. It's ok, he's dead now, and the site should work perfectly, so we can all carry on living our lives.

Teasing tease.

In which I alienate our audience.

I'm sorry, if you are using internet explorer it appears that you are not cool enough to view this site. Please download Firefox for Windows or purchase a Mac. Then try again.

TOO COOL FOR IE, BETCHES.

99 Problems.

It has come to our attention that this site isn't properly viewable on Internet Explorer. Forgive us mac snobs, but to be honest - SHAME on you for using such a lame browser, everything must look so ugly to you.

Fear not, we are working on a solution for this problem, but it will be a couple of days as there are important birthdays to celebrate (mine) and my eyes have turned square from coding this beast of a site so far. All in good time friends. In the meantime, do yourself a favour and download Firefox for Windows. Your life will improve somewhat.

Shop-ish news.

The shop is currently in progress, for now you have a pretty picture to look at from Rachel. Enjoy. (The t-shirts are from me)

Welcome, new faces.

Finally we meet. I'd like to nuzzle each and every one of you, right in the tit. We've not long been in this business so I'm not sure what balance of friendliness and formality one is supposed to use. But hey, you're here, and if you're here you probably know us so I'll go for the intimate tone. Ohhh, alright mate, how's your missis. Let's all kiss the next person we see right on the lips for good luck and health and fortune. Props to Fran for making this website using nothing but cold, hard code from her brawny brain. Please meticulously examine this website pixel by pixel and let her know if she's messed a bit up. She'll get really angry. Might hit you.

The shop section isn't quite up yet, we're waiting until we've printed enough t-shirts in anticipation of the HUGE inevitable rush that will happen when we open it. If this was a real shop it would be like that Primark opening on Oxford Street when one jammy bint broke her arm. Yes, just imagine, we'd have a bloodbath on our hands. Did I just compare our company to Primark? That probably wasn't a good starting point. Hey. We are AT LEAST 20% better than Primark. Maybe even 25%. A full quarter.

Where's Rachel? WHERE'S RACHEL? Rachel is absent without leave. But wherever she is I'm sure she's pleased for the launch of the site too. And Fran is even though the tips of her fingers have worn away with the hours of coding, she is now sobbing mirthfully in a dark corner, as far away from her macbook as possible. And of course I am because I get to ramble to a crowd of thousands of invisible people.

Basically. Welcome. Have a good look around, you can email us if you want, or comment on this post, or if staring blankly is your thing just do that.

And don't forget to come back when the shop is open! Which will be.....SOON.

Cough.